Crowleys “Angel” is just like Lucifer’s “detective.”

They just can’t admit their feelings out loud, Chloe and Aziraphales names hold too much power. And what if their voice cracks??

Regardless, they’re both their respective angels.

ssleepline:

after everything.

uniej:

honeybeejohn:

aelinsilverpine:

lianabrooks:

weareoracle:

chuckyzoopa:

thedaniverse:

thedaniverse:

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

Originally posted by exploratorium

It’s an awesome idea tho

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

@krissless

prettyonionbread:

qqquixote:

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

disenfranchisedchads:

post–grad:

i hate having to like…………….. articulate my ideas

Why can’t people just understand my general energy?

gothicwhoreoine:

thoodleoo:

• chrysippus: died laughing at his own joke
  
• zeuxis: died laughing at his own art
  
• aeschylus: stayed outside in his old age to avoid a prophecy that he would die from having something fall on his head, died when an eagle thought his bald head was a rock and dropped a turtle on him to break its shell
  
• plato: partied too hard
  
• empedocles: jumped into a volcano to prove that he was immortal
• philitas of cos: was such an incredible pedant that he wasted away while studying erroneous word usage
• saint lawrence: roasted alive during christian persecution under valerian, joked that he was done on one side and needed to be flipped over
• didius julianus: purchased the roman empire in an auction, ruled for 9 weeks, executed for being ineffective leader
• petronius arbiter: sentenced to death by nero, opened his veins while enjoying a sumptuous dinner party, edited his will to list all of the reasons he hated nero

Tag urself I’m Plato

Tag yourself I’m Saint Lawrence

yung–queens:

*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*

littl3-kitty: